Entry Category:
Spokescat
A little about me...Hi, I'm Gilbert Adam! My mom adopted me from Spay Illinois in 2020. She said I came into the clinic in a feral cat trap, and I only weighed 8 ounces. I was pretty sick, so my mom took me home and took care of me, and now I'm healthy and, if I say so myself, a pretty handsome fella :)
Now on to why I should be the Miskatonic Spokescat. I am highly intelligent. I am fluent in three languages English, Cat, and Dog.
I am a master at jamming up the printers and clearing everything off the desks, counters, and tables. I mean, I am pretty sure no one does it better than me!
All my canine brothers and sisters depend on me to get things off the kitchen counter and the top of the fridge! They aren't skilled enough to do it themselves! So I ensure that I always share the fruit, loaves of bread, rolls of paper towels, and anything else they might need and can't reach themselves.
I also know a lot about beer cause my dad drinks craft beer, and he says Miskatonic has some pretty good ones, and I have to agree. I am a professional paw dipper and enjoy the West Coast Wizard. Just think how much better it would be with a gorgeous face like mine on the can.