A little about me...
Hi! I'm Duke Allen, and I'm a professional exotic animal trainer. Yes, it's true! Such a BIG job for a little guy with such humble beginnings.

My Dad adopted me from Spay Illinois in 2020, and we have been inseparable.

Some of the recent animals I have trained are an Ogre( her name is Maven Ann) and an African Painted Dog( Bjorn) ( well, he is not trainable), and we can't send him back due to covid. My Grumma says all the planes are canceled to South Africa, and we have to just let him live here.

I really want to train a Walrus, and my dad says he will get me one soon cause my aunt has one named Frederick ( she calls him a Sharpei, cause she is crazy), but we have to wait until we get a bigger pool so my walrus can swim in it.

OK, now I have to tell you why I would make the perfect Miskatonic spokesdog! Just because I need to win! My brother Gilbert has all these superpowers and can climb his cat tree, jump on the counters, hang on the window curtains, and all this cool stuff! I've never developed any superpowers! My Grumma says cuteness is a superpower and that is all I need! But I say "Grumma cuteness is not a superpower"! So please vote for me so my face can be on that can!! Then I can be a real Super Hero!