A little about me...
Don't be fooled by that face, Kevin is straight demon spawn. In fact, no one should vote for him. Kevin is an emotional support animal, a role in which he fulfills his duties for approximately 20 minutes per week, and creates pure chaos at all other times. Kevin is 5yo and his hobbies include being the reason we can't have nice things, being the reason the kitchen and bathroom cabinets are baby-proofed despite there being no children in the home, being the reason we cannot have lamps, terrorizing his 16yo elder uncle cat, and chewing on plastic (then barfing it up). Who wouldn't need a beer with this guy around!