Dog's Age
7

Entrant's Name
Jessica

City
Lexington

I would make the best ever spokesdog for Bark Brew beer because....
Hello hooman friends. I am Sulley, though sometimes I am called "Drop It" or "Don't Pee On That". I would make a good spokesdoggo because I am a good boy. I am 7 years old and 110 lbs of floof. My favorite treats are those squishy meaty flavored bones and those crunchy apple bones, oh and those soft squishies that the hoomans think I don't know have medicine inside them. I was rescued from doggy jail when I was barely a year old and I have never looked back. My family is the bestest and I love them all equally but my uncle is my favorite. As soon as I met him I knew he needed my help, so whenever I see him I stay by his side so he doesn't get hurt by the twitchy things (I think they are called caesars?).
I don't drink beer, but my Mommy and Daddy do and they seem to like it, so I think they would be happy to see me on a beer can. Don't tell them, I want it to be a surprise.