Dog's Age
3

Entrant's Name
Luna(tic)

City
Columbia

I would make the best ever spokesdog for Bark Brew beer because....
My bestie is Riley and even though he is twice my size we do everything together. Swim, bark, drink, rest...(he's a Golden that's 13 yrs old) I'm so happy when he comes home from acupuncture and we can play hard for a few days--like I play with my owners, after they open cans while sitting outside at night.
I think my real parents were a Collie and a German Shepherd (whatever mix you are, just rock it). My first human family was great, but when they had to move out of the bedcave, I got tied to a tree and it was hard....everytime I ran, the water and food were further away.
I still love to run, but now there's always someone to help me get untangled...even if they aren't sure which way to untangle my rope.
I have learned a lot about beer sitting under the table while they listen to the monolog before bedtime. Too many hops isn't good, and mango is bad. But then they tell the frog to hop away when I am outside? I am not sure what a mango is, but they use so many different words. They try different things in cans, I like when they pour it down the drain on the porch and miss...the edges have some good stuff to drink.
As a spokesperson, I know how to change my bark to get your attention for different things: stuck, outside, dinner, love and you had enough beer, go to bed.