Dog's Age
2

Entrant's Name
Kyle

City
West Columbia

I would make the best ever spokesdog for Bark Brew beer because....
Like truly exceptional beer, I have an uncanny ability to bring out the best in everyone! I can turn total strangers into the greatest of friends and keep the party going until the sun comes up (as long as you keep throwing my ball). I’m as mellow as a light lager and as yellow as a pint of pilsner. I don’t have the bite of a strong IPA, but I’m thick and stocky like a proper stout. Most importantly, I am the friend you never knew you needed, bringing you that smile you so desperately deserve after a long day of work. In conclusion, I believ—SQUIRREL!!…..I believe that I am the perfect spokesdog for Bark Brew beer, but whether I am picked or not, I will love you anyways!