I am a shelter pet!

Pet's Story or Bio
“Hi I’m Joplin! I also go by Joppy, Joppers, or Jopperoni Pizza. I hate mornings and love food. Mom says I'm the epitome of what all those legislators say about my breed. I (aggressive)ly kiss you as soon as I get the chance, I fart (violent)ly at any given moment, and I have my jaw (locked) in a smile 99% of the time. Can someone tell me what epitome means?"