Bad Callie

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Meet Bad Callie. That’s not her real name. It’s what she’s called most often. Like if you looked at the data, the median name is Bad Callie. Her real name is Calamity Jane. That suits her too. She’s also called Princessa and Princess Pants or even Princessa da los Pantalones. Those are stories for other days.

Does she look like a bad dog? She is. See those stains all over her? That’s fresh cow crap. It’s her favorite thing to wear. Y’all we live with cows. She does this a lot. A LOT.

For every $100 her badness raises I will publish on FB (follow Christy Bormann) one of her tales of high adventure. Like when she gave herself a concussion or leapt off the top of a theater roof or tied to jump out of a second floor window to see a friend. The list of stories is long.