Entrant (human’s) name
Shannon Warren

City and state of residence
Barrington, New Hampshire

Fun fact about your animal!
Name: Earl Bernard
Department: Community Based Services

Position Summary:
Earl Bernard serves as an essential yet deeply disruptive member of the Easterseals team. His role is entirely self-defined, often shifting hourly between Cuddle-Based Morale Management and Chaos Logistics. Earl specializes in inserting himself into sensitive workflows with the grace of a cat knocking over a large plant during a virtual staff meeting.

Key Responsibilities:
• Sit on laptops to ensure warmth, document deletion, and minimal productivity
• Interrupt Zoom meetings by walking across keyboards and presenting tail directly to camera
• Manage internal communications by typing “alskdjf;laksjdf” into sensitive documents
• Knock pens, USBs, and the occasional sense of sanity off desks for “workflow feng shui”