A little about me...
Couch queen and gravy connoisseur, Pancake, has taken up residence in our hearts just a few weeks ago. Though she came to us penniless, with no way to pay rent, she contributes greatly to the household by protecting us from intruders (frogs and lizards), and each night she is sure to bring us offerings of small treasures (her beloved fish and ghost toys). Do not be late for a meal, or she will be certain to let you know how much you have inconvenienced her by singing a tragic ballad of loss, misery, and pain. If you dare to venture into her sacred realm (approximately one half the entire couch) while she slumbers, you will meet a fate far worse than death. Abide by her rules, and you will become her greatest companion. Don’t? Well, we’re not exactly sure what happened to the last guy.