Your Pet's Story or Bio
Name: Murphy
Age: 1.5 years (10.5 in dog years – mature, but still knows how to party). Breed: Dachshund (aka Hot Dog Extraordinaire )
Location: Wherever the treats are
About Me: Hi, I’m Murphy. I may have short legs, but my list of hobbies is long. I’m a foodie with no shame-if it drops on the floor, it’s mine. I enjoy long walks on the beach, sniffing every blade of grass like it’s a fine wine, and aggressively snuggling into blankets like it’s an Olympic sport (and yes, I take gold). People say I’m a “good boy” (and they’re right, I have references), and my tail has a mind of its own when I'm excited, which is basically anytime someone says "walk," "treat," or "who's a good boy?"
Perfect Match: Someone who’s warm, gives belly rubs on demand, shares snacks, and doesn’t mind waking up to me snoring in their armpit. Bonus points if you own a blanket fortress and think dog hair is just a seasoning.
Fun Fact: I once chased a squirrel for 3 feet before getting distracted by a Cheeto. Zero regrets.