Dog's Age
8

Why is your dog Top Dog?
Despite huskies being well known for singing the songs of their people… mercilessly, relentlessly, and sometimes even without reason… for whatever reason, I got the silent model. She doesn’t even bark, (at least not for free. You can goad one out of her, if the snack situation is acceptable.) But even then she’s likely to go through the motions, do the little hop, move the mouth, demonstrate the enthusiasm… but you really have to ask nicely (about 3 to 6 times) before she’ll eventually give you a “WOOF!”

… and she’ll make sure to give you the side eye, after receiving her treat, but before she walks away. Just so you know, that she knows… That you got lucky this time - that this happened on her terms. Because she allowed it. 😂

What is your dog most proud of?
That she has somehow trained every human in her proximity to scratch her behind while she vehemently avoids eye contact. She is the talent, after all.

What actor would play your dog in a movie about their life?
Penélope Cruz has the sheer level of “ I know I’m pretty, everybody knows I’m pretty.” Vibe, while retaining her grace, class and charm.

What is your dog's theme song?
Landlocked Blues - Bright Eyes

What is your dog's motto?
“Hands! Hands! Let me see what’s in those hands! (She would make a great cop if guns and drugs were made of cheese and snacks. )

What life advice would your dog give us?
Pet the fluffy dog, and everybody will feel better. And even if you don’t feel better, it makes the fluffy dog feel better so keep doing it anyway.