My Name is
Dozer C. Coots

City/State where I live
Sparks, NV

My Story
I was born just outside of Susanville, NV as the biggest of my litter. When Mom and Dad came to get me at 8 weeks, I was already a 17 lb. bowling ball. Clumsy, lazy, and large, I was given my name. 100 lbs, 3 screen doors, 2 ladies at the dog park, and 1 small child later, I am certainly living up to my name! Though it may seem like I am wild and crazy, I do listen very well. Because of that, I get to go to all these cool places. My Dad takes me hunting, my Mom takes me running, and I get to play with all sorts of other dogs all the time! But it's not all fun and games, I have a serious job to do. I am in charge of the house while Mom and Dad are at work. I run a tight ship, keeping 2 cats in line and always, always maintaining a bunny free yard!I

Squirrel!

My favorite pastime is
Bird hunting with my Dad. He is pretty good at Chukar hunting, but what I love are ducks...still waiting for him to get one of those though!

The best thing anyone's ever done for me is
Every night, I get 1/3 of a King sized mattress...every night!!!

I can't live without
Dental Chews from Costco! My favorite! They are the sole reason I behave during the day!

The naughtiest thing I've ever done is
shred the contents of a trash can. I wanted to see what was in there, and boy was I occupied for quite some time! I found a magazine, some q-tips, oh so yummy!

The funniest thing I've ever done is
run as fast I could at the dog park and I hockey stopped right before I hit some other lady. The problem is that the ground was muddy so when I stopped as fast as I could, it shot mud all the way up this lady's body. I thought I did great by not bowling her over, but this may have been worse. I don't know though, because I didn't stick around to see it!

My favorite place to go is
my grandparent's house. They have acres and acres and I get to run around all day and do whatever I want. I help grandpa in the garage or run around with a baby lamb!

I'm completely obsessed with
Birds, Squirrels, and Rabbits! I don't know why they mock me, but they do I swear! I'll get them one day, right now though, they are a little too quick!