My Name is
Tom & Christina (mommy)

City/State where I live
Whippany, NJ

My Story
Ralph is the center of the universe as far as he (and we) is concerned. He's not a lab, but aspires to be one someday.

My favorite pastime is
Ralph enjoys boating with us in Southern RI All summer long. He's a minor celebrity in Watch Hill but as yet has not been successful getting a photo op with local (actual) celebrity Taylor Swift. Maybe she prefers real Labs over Corgi mixes.....

The best thing anyone's ever done for me is
Ralph's favorite thing ever happens every single day at 5am.... Mommy feeds him!!!

I can't live without
Ralph pines away whenever his mommy leaves the house for any reason

The naughtiest thing I've ever done is
Peed on Tom's friend Tony's really nice boat. Hahahaha. Tony was completely mortified. Of course Ralph has never had an accident on our boat :)

The funniest thing I've ever done is
Ralph and his human sister channel each other. It's getting hard to tell them apart!

My favorite place to go is
Tom's boat

I'm completely obsessed with
Turkey