Entrant's First Name
Mary

City
Columbus

Pet's Story or Bio
Maya is a lazy beagle, and she does nothing to help around the house. She doesn’t even eat food the kids drop on the floor. However, she once ate a 4lb beef brisket, and never even vomited afterwards. At that moment I knew she was an award winning dog.

Maya’s breath is horrible, and she doesn’t even think about oral hygiene. When she yawns, a brown cloud of stench is released into the room. I have bought all the products. She won’t even eat a Greenie to do her part. She should enter a bad breath contest. She’d win.

In the evenings, Maya goes outside and inside and outside and inside and outside and inside. She takes her responsibility to protect us very seriously. After this, she is too excited to go to bed. Just as you fall asleep, she bays like her life depends on it, startling you into a state of anxiety. Then she promptly goes to sleep while you lie wide awake. She’s a true protector, and should receive some sort of honorary police dog status for this.

Despite her flaws, Maya is the coolest hound in town. Her greatest superpower is love. In a world where sometimes it seems love and tolerance are in short supply, this beagle is a champion. She loves EVERYONE. Unless you are pure evil, you cannot resist the love in her beagle stare. So vote for LOVE. Vote for TOLERANCE. Vote for MAYA.