Dutch
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Pet's Age
5
Owner’s Name
Maura
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Name: Dutch
Breed: Pyrenees–Newfoundland mix (aka “Fluffberg the River Moose”)
Age: Unclear, but definitely old enough to know better—and young enough to do it anyway
Size: Titanic. Could double as a floatation device.
Favorite Activities: Swimming, stick hoarding, blocking entire doorways with his nap position
Hobbies: Splash attacks, mud spa treatments, full-body wiggles after a dip
Signature Move: The “Sneak Sit” – 120 pounds of surprise lap dog
Fun Fact: Dutch once tried to save a swimmer… who was just floating on a tube. No regrets.
Bio: Dutch is a big, soggy sweetheart who treats rivers like theme parks and humans like his personal towel service. He’s one part lifeguard, one part goofball, and three parts fluff. Whether he’s chasing ripples or belly-flopping into the current, Dutch brings chaos, love, and puddles wherever he goes.
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