My dog is the coolest because...
Like a recluse with a broken thermostat, Dodger lives his entire life outside his comfort zone. He's a true adrenaline junky who always pushes his limits, whether it be riding on boats, making trips to the vet, or facing down one of the many take-out delivery drivers who appear on his porch each month, or even each week. That last bit isn't important, he understands his humans get busy and don't always feel like cooking. Dodger accepts that this world is not always a safe place, but if one hides away from danger rather than embracing it, one cannot truly be free. And besides, you can always just bark your head off.