My dog is the coolest because...
Our dog Hazel is unquestionably the coolest canine on the planet. She is part ice‑cube enthusiast, part blanket‑dwelling snuggler, and part undercover cocktail critic. The moment the freezer pops open, she teleports into the kitchen like she’s responding to a five‑alarm treat emergency. When she’s not supervising ice distribution, she’s burrowed under blankets in a snug little Hazel-shaped cocoon. And if you leave your adult beverage unattended in anything other than a Hazel‑proof cup? Well, let’s just say she believes taste‑testing is her civic duty.