My dog is the coolest because...
Forrest is a 1 year old Great Pyrenees and he is the biggest baby. We call him "big head" for obvious reasons.
He loves to meet people and show off his naturally endowed fur pantaloons. He sheds 2 times a year for 6 months at a time. He doesn't quite understand how large he is and insists on being a lap dog.
He has an odd fascination with any drink can or bottle and would be so honored to be on one of his own!