Cletus
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My dog is the coolest because...
I'm a pitbull trapped inside a pug's body.
I don't have time to deal with shenanigans.
When you see me it is required to pick me up and give me love, but if you touch my nails we're going to run into some problems.
If you sit down that's an automatic invitation for me to sit on your lap. Don't try to stop it, you won't get far.
I might have a flat nose but I can sniff out a reese's peanut butter cup from a mile away.
My human thinks it's cute to put sweaters on me - disgusting.
I have a thousand toys but I NEED the one under the couch.
I am the alpha male.
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