My dog is the coolest because...
1. Because he's a tri-colored corgi!
2. He loves to spin in circles counterclockwise making him the fastest Nascar dog there is.
3. He loves to talk back in a softer bark making him sassier then Captain Jack Sparrow.
4. He may be short but he loves to play with his furry friends and people.
5. He loves sleeping in the oddest places and positions making you question if he has a spine.
6. When he finds a good toy or bone to chew on he always lays in the famous corgi sploot.
7. Winter is his favorite season, with fall at a close second, even though with deep snow he sinks right in.
8. Lastly, I don't know if it's due to his height but walls, floors, doors, and/or furniture are not his friends as he'll find anyway to run into them. He's very clumsy.