My dog is the coolest because...
Murphy beat IMHA and is now in remission, which already puts him in legend status.
Despite once being a stray (how, we’ll never know), he is extremely particular about what he likes and fully expects his demands to be met.
He loves standing outside in the dead of winter, “protecting” the yard like a full-time job, and expresses joy exclusively through aggressive hopping.
Goofy. Stubborn. Unreasonably confident. Clearly the coolest.