Puffin

My age...
11

My likes, quirks, & curiosities...
Judging humans, murdering mice, and terrifying dogs

A little about me...
Ruler of my domain, killer queen of Dover; I am Puffin. Named for a graceless but cute seabird, my hobbies include chasing the feather toy and sniffing the grass while on my harness. I enjoy Fancy Feast wet food, despite my humans' attempts to feed me "better" food. What is better than salmon tuna paté, I'd like to know. Here I am helping with podcast production.