My age...
1

My likes, quirks, & curiosities...
I have problem. It started as a casual game - one throw here, one fetch there, Next thing you know, I'm chasing the ball like it owes me money.

A little about me...
Hi I'm a Labrador retriever. Professionally, I'm a land shark with a PhD in treat acquisition and mud rolling. My hobbies include water sports (included but not limited to mud puddles) and lovingly body slamming guests who dare to arrive in my yard.

I retrieve things because it's my job. Balls, sticks, shoes, socks, sandals ~ whatever is available and not being watched by you. You drop it, I've got it. You didn't drop it? I will still probably try to get it. Just in case.

Emotionally, I am a 75 pound toddler with separation anxiety and a heart full of love. Remember, you did this to me. You are the one that left me alone for 4 minutes last Tuesday. My love is unconditional, even if I don't know you. My awareness of personal space? Not so much. I am working on boundaries, though.

If you feed me, congratulations. You are now my human. I am a very good boy that made one questionable decision involving a birthday cake. Under that foaming, slobbery mess is your best boy!