What your pet would be nominated for in their class yearbook, and why they get that nomination? For example, maybe your pet is “most likely to carry around socks” or “most likely to pretend he hasn’t been fed yet.” (200 word limit)
Definitely "Most Likely to Pretend He Hasn't Been Fed Yet"!

But seriously, here, "Most Likely to Not Ever Return to the Shelter", trouble maker, such a spoiled boy now, always holding hands. he's a big 'scaredy cat' and would be forever and always holding hands.

Simon was rescued, and 1st day home was snuggling in bed with the sweetest pit bull (or 'PIG bull"!) dog rescue from OAS named Jade, who has since passed, so Simon sad and misses his best friend snuggle buddy rescue soul mate, so now forever holding hands, and eating... Simon led sweet baby Jade around the yard and house when she got old and couldn't see or barely walk, Simon led her by smell walking slowly in front of her, waiting for her, touching her nose with his tail, take a few steps, look back at Jade and wait again. It was pretty amazing to watch animal best friends displaying emotional empathy, very cute and endearing. He's a good boy, most of the time... just territorial with food and other cats, otherwise we'd adopt more!
Thanks OAS for all you do for Oakland!
Love, Simon kitty (and grumpy Figaro cat too, who's very cute too!)