What makes me a star
I was supposed to be dead four years ago so PAWS sent me to a hospice foster home. My foster dad is kind of an a**hole and I enjoyed making his life miserable so I decided not to die. Sometimes I do stupid things like eat my foster mom's fancy purses or shoes but she's actually nice so I feel bad about that. Or at least I pretend to. I'm kind of an a**hole myself 🤣 I'm basically both the best and worse argument for hospice fostering. Vote for me and I will celebrate by banging my food and water bowls on the floor and walls!

Hidden Talent
I have so many! But I'm too modest to brag about them all. Let's just say that I'm a pretty good cuddler (when I'm not farting up a storm after eating my own poop!). Also, if you need a bowl to be carried around the house and clanged against the wall when I'm hungry, or mad, or just bored and want attention, I'm your man for that! And of course I'm handsome as heck, but that's pretty obvious and not hidden 😁