What is my yearbook superlative and why?
Most Likely to be a Motivational Speaker: he grew up a street cat in Albania, but after losing a leg (and his testicles), he took an 11 hour flight to the US to be an American housecat (and honorary doctor of meow-dicine).

What clubs and extracurricular activities do I participate in?
Birdwatching, Drama, Meow-del United Nations