What is my yearbook superlative and why?
Class clown… I’m a sweet, derpy, floof. Plus I’m pretty cool, if I do say so myself. And I do say so myself.

What clubs and extracurricular activities do I participate in?
Chasing squirrels in the yard, catching flies in my mouth while lying down, chomping on squeaky toys/dental sticks, and terrorizing my groomers monthly (they love it).