What is my yearbook superlative and why?
My dotting mothers call me Finch, which I proudly claim in honor of Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird.

What clubs and extracurricular activities do I participate in?
Having been rescued in Macon, Ga, I have been living the high life in Atlanta since 2007. As a senior citizen holding a CAT-AARP card, I still enjoy treats despite being toothless and, fortunately, my hyperthyroidism is medication-controlled. When not attempting to avoid my annoying youngest brother, Binx, I can be found lounging on my mama's lap with my chilled other brother, Tuck, or napping & snoring so loudly that I qualify for a C-pap machine.