Muffin

Write a brief bio of your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Muffin had a difficult start in life. She lived in the Gwinnett County Jail for two months after being abandoned at a dog groomer. The inmates cleaned her up and matched her with us, her current family and parole officers. She's a true jail dog. She's missing a few teeth, has a tattoo (a marker from a prior surgery) and is willing to shank anyone who messes with her loved ones or looks at her treats!

She loves wearing pretty things, defecating in fresh pine straw and collecting Tupperware. Her favorite pastime is a nightly car ride around Grant Park or riding in her basket on mom's bicycle.

How would your pet spend the day if they could plan an afternoon of fun?
Muffin's ideal day would be hanging out on a restaurant or brewery patio that serves unlimited tortilla chips.

What would your pet's favorite beer (or other beverage) be?
Muffin's Mimosa (to match her pink mimosa collar).