Charlie Bucket

Write a brief bio of your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
This is Charlie, also known as Mister Puppa, keeper of the realm, king of the bed, eater of the doll heads. He has one blue cyborg eye and one black one, and has survived a slit from stem to stern to remove the menagerie of plastic bits he likes to hide in his tummy. He loves his much bigger but still twin dog sister Lola and spends his days perched on a pillow waiting to bark at those darn people who steal our garbage and mess with our mailbox.

How would your pet spend the day if they could plan an afternoon of fun?
He would love to frolic through downtown Athens, gathering the pets from the strangers and enjoying a pup cup from his favorite coffee joint.

What would your pet's favorite beer (or other beverage) be?
He’d love a stout to match his stature