Boris

Write a brief bio of your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Boris was once upon a time found on the side of the road with broken teeth and a puncture wound through his leg. He now has a big yard with a porch, and a favorite couch with his very own ottoman. Oh yea, and a sister that annoys him every day.

In a world of good boys, Boris is the best. He just wants to love and be loved, and have several meals a day instead of just two. He is genuinely the most unique creature, intensely intelligent and impressively lazy. Nothing is more comforting than when he ambles up to you and rests his giant head on your leg.

How would your pet spend the day if they could plan an afternoon of fun?
He would find a patio. Preferably one that serves tater tots, and lounge in the shade and hopefully on some cool concrete making as many friends as possible.

What would your pet's favorite beer (or other beverage) be?
Probably vodka, but I imagine he would also appreciate a cold brew.