Duncan

Write a brief bio of your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Duncan was a stray kitten abandoned with his siblings who was rescued and nursed back to health by an angel. We adopted him in March 2020 and he has lived the spoiled life ever since.

His favorite thing in the entire world is food. Some of his favorites include popcorn, cheese, avocados, any and all meat, tortilla chips, and taco bowls. His absolute favorite is Chick-Fil-A and don't worry....the wrapper won't even stop him.

How would your pet spend the day if they could plan an afternoon of fun?
Duncan's ideal day consists of screaming in our faces for breakfast, a nice post breakfast nap, followed by a midday dry food snack, followed up with a long midday nap, and then he prefers to round out the evening by screaming for dinner and scavenging as much human food as he can. Once his day is complete, he jumps right into our bed and sleeps soundly on his back in the middle of us and morphs into an obnoxious, hot, dead weight object. Once the alarm clock goes off he starts his routine over again. Just living the dream!

What would your pet's favorite beer (or other beverage) be?
A spicy margarita with an attitude to match his own.