Write a 3-4 sentence bio about your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Jojo (PAWS '12) hates static electricity, but loves hiking, naps, visits to our neighbor Chicken Man, Granny & Grandpa, and booty scratches. She's 13 and celebrated her Bark Mitzvah this year. Most of the time she tolerates (and sometimes even loves) her brother Miles (PAWS '23).

How would your pet spend a summer afternoon?
Summer? Like 100 degrees summer? She's gonna sploot on the cool tile floor-- probably wrapped around the toilet like a frat boy.

If your pet was a beverage, what would they be? (beer, cocktail, soda, or otherwise!)
Party Punch-- nobody knows what's in it, but they love it all the same.