Write a 3-4 sentence bio about your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Nigel is perplexed by daily life and seeks to be all-knowing. He was rescued covered in fleas and has no recollection of his humbled beginnings. Nigel prefers 800+ thread count sheets and being asleep by 9pm.

How would your pet spend a summer afternoon?
Nigel spends summer yearning for the school year to begin. He finishes all his summer reading early, spending extra time studying works of Socrates.

If your pet was a beverage, what would they be? (beer, cocktail, soda, or otherwise!)
Fire maker Calamity Jane