Write a 3-4 sentence bio about your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Coco is a professional treat negotiator and part-time sock thief with a PhD in Cuteness. She believes every walk should include at least three sniff breaks and one dramatic pause. When she’s not supervising from the couch, she’s practicing her side-eye in case anyone forgets it’s dinner time. Her hobbies include zoomies, judging your snack choices, and being the goodest girl (on most days).

How would your pet spend a summer afternoon?
Inside: rotating between sun spots like a lazy rotisserie chicken with zero responsibilities. Outside: judging joggers, and pretending the patio is her private beach resort.

If your pet was a beverage, what would they be? (beer, cocktail, soda, or otherwise!)
A sparkling pup-secco—bubbly, classy, and likely to spill herself all over your couch in a burst of excitement.