Write a 3-4 sentence bio about your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Boris is a magical creature. Found skinny, neglected, and full of bugs, he's now kinda chubby, really needy, and full of farts. Boris is a lover and a survivor, he keeps rolling with the punches as long as he can get back to sleep on his ottoman. Although he needs a ramp to get up there now, nothing really slows him down, he was pretty slow to begin with...

How would your pet spend a summer afternoon?
On a deck in a beer garden, people watching, and soaking up all the attention. Bonus points if you've got cool water and snacks and will let him in to cool off on the floor occasionally.

If your pet was a beverage, what would they be? (beer, cocktail, soda, or otherwise!)
Stout