Write a 3-4 sentence bio about your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
In loving memory of Dozer: All heart and zero chill. Dozer came from Lifeline with a rough past and zero chill. He lived like every moment was an emergency. Subtlety was not his thing. Greeted guests like furry cannonball. Dozer didn’t just enter a room—he exploded into it

How would your pet spend a summer afternoon?
Demand to go outside like it’s a matter of national security. Realize it’s 98 degrees. Immediately regret everything.

If your pet was a beverage, what would they be? (beer, cocktail, soda, or otherwise!)
Spicy jalapeño margarita at noon. Fun, bold, slightly dangerous, and definitely not chill. But unforgettable.