Julie Weber • 5 votes
Pirate Uno, Petite Snuggler of the Salty Seas, you are everything a calendar centerfold is made for! A fierce smize, trendy fashion, purrfect dramatic lighting, stealthy heart stealing, and a provocative and alluring, "Yar!" that swashbuckles the competition off the plank! Pirate Uno, the treasures your calendar sales will bring on behalf of your rescue mateys will do more good than rum! You are quite the honorable and lovable pirate, Pirate Uno, Petite Snuggler of the Salty Seas <3