Ryan Smith
This is the goldest goon in the world. CGO of such gold inc. Here is a bio… Reagan, a golden retriever with a PhD in astrophysics and a crippling addiction to apples, constructed a rocket entirely out of solid gold in his backyard using only a spatula, duct tape, and telepathic commands to squirrels; he launched himself into space to retrieve the Moon’s hidden stash of tennis balls, declared lunar independence, and now broadcasts from his moon base that he is the golden goon that should be on a mirror twin can in heavy panting. Coming soon the gold goon lager