I can’t believe this Isn’t free to vote

Voting for Teddy has been the biggest charitable donation of my life. I’d love to say Teddy deserves to win because he’s OBVIOUSLY the hottest cat alive, but let’s not kid ourselves—this is a pay-to-win contest and capitalism isn’t even pretending anymore. So if you’re rich, know someone rich, or have a spare kidney to sell, now’s the time. Let’s show the world what really matters: deep pockets and unrelenting support for fabulous, furry little pussies. Teddy 2025. Because fur is temporary, but glory is forever.