Abby Turin
Did a full assessment of the competition. Wasn't close.
Your mom's also one of my favorite humans, which is impressive given where she works. So really, nepotism alone would've gotten my vote.
Come to Santa Barbara this weekend. I do a lot of serious barking at dogs and strangers on the beach that I have no intention of backing up, and I need someone big to loom behind me. Purely a support role.
Regally yours,
Georgie