Bob McBuilder

Jack this is your abandoned child you need to come back to us and provide for your family.

Rachel Reibach

Woof woof

Ruby

Jack, you may need to have your sunglasses on hand more often as you take on the role of a public figure and the cameras keep flashing. Stay joyful during this election, rooting for you!

Joe Zalke

Go Jack!

Barack Obama

Jack, do not give up, under any circumstances.