My age...
1

My city...
Mount Pleasant

I am the best ambassador for the Palmetto Rescue Brew Beer because...
Hi, I’m Winston, and I’m cutest lil weirdo you’ve ever met! I love playing tug o war with my sister and then screaming like a banshee when she tries to take it from me. My mom freaks out and I just laugh, and laugh. Hilarious. I also do the BEST Michael Jordan impression when I stick my tongue out. It helps that I’m missing a few teeth. I’m really good at basketball- even better at my MJ impression. Wanna know what else I’m real good at ? Drinkin ice cold beer when my hoomans aren’t looking. One time I spilled some (what? I’m a DOG, ok?) and now there’s a stain on our patio for all eternity. My hoomans were bummed about that one, but I still got allll the scratches because they love me no matter what. (I’ve never had that before!)

My sister is an even bigger weirdo than me. I actually had teacher HER how to be a dog even though she’s, like, a total grandma by now. I’ve heard people call us “rescues” but I’m not sure what that means. I do know that my sister and I have, like, a thousand soft blankets to snuggle, lots of toys that I tear to pieces (and my hoomans don’t even mind!), and we get belly rubs EVERY. DANG. DAY! So, I think being a rescue is pretty coo... SQUIRRELL!