My age...
2.5

My city...
Sullivan's Island

I am the best ambassador for the Palmetto Rescue Brew Beer because...
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned all around
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right down,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Chucktown.

In North Charleston born and raised
On the streets is how I spent most of my days
Roamin' and beggin' barkin' all cool
And jumping on kids tryin' to get into school
I harassed all the neighbors and was up to no good
But all I really wanted was love and some food
Spent a year on the lam til the fuzz came around
They said 'You're gettin' in the truck and you're goin' to the pound!'

Cried and I whined day after day
Grub and a bath, they sent me on my way
Foster home downtown, didn't really dig it
But I put my collar on and said, 'I might as well kick it'

I was walkin' down King Street when this tall blonde came near
Flexed my fresh "Adopt Me" vest and tried to hide my fear
A new home, and new place, should I try to bail out?
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, let's check it out'
I pulled up to the house and they had tons of kids!
A big yard and a beach! 'Yo, the Animal Society did this?!'
From a stray to a rescue
Though I still like to clown
Now I sit on my throne as the Prince of Chucktown