My age...
4

My city...
Charleston

I am the best ambassador for the Palmetto Rescue Brew Beer because...
I’ve learned that my human is easily manipulated after having a few adult beverages. A simple head butt, soft paws (not murder mittens), or a pitiful cry earns me special food that only comes out of the can and is drenched in gravy. On super special occasions, this can easily lead to the human giving me a sweet, sweet taste of the nip! I implore you to help me keep my human pliable with your delicious beverages, but only to an extent because unlike my agile self, she is large and clumsy. Crushing injuries are a concern if she over imbibes. Needless to say, the potential of more nip in my life out ways the risk. Help me provide for her so she will continue to provide for me.

Sincerely,

Fido