Bella

My age...
17

My city...
Charleston

I am the best ambassador for the Palmetto Rescue Brew Beer because...
I'm a mature (senior) lady. I'm a little hard of hearing (deaf) but I understand my mistress' hand signals (if I want). When I'm interested in something (like a beer) my whiskers point straight out (think Fu manchu). My voice in my prime was sweet & melodic but after becoming hearing impared (deaf) is somewhat altered. My voice is more mature now (screech owl) & gets a lot of attention & annoying looks.
I think I should (deserve) to be on the label of Palmetto Brewing's "2020 Rescue Brew Beer". I've had a long & hard life (spoiled). I was adopted as a kitten but unceremoniously dumped on my mistress' doorstep when I was a tween. My mistress, being a dog owner & lover (bleh), wan't impressed. She kept trying to pawn me (Money Man) but never got a taker. I thought if I slept next to her head I would lull her to sleep with my purring. After inadvertently sleeping on her face & almost smothering her (oops), she accepted me as her own. I have outlived the dog (Rhizo) & an obnoxious fat cat (Space Ghost) and now rule the roost. I'm not going to play the pity card but I have kidney failure & if I don't get on that label who knows if I'll be kicking next year!!