Isaboo Mahoney

Pet's Age
17

City
Mt Pleasant

Tell us why your pet is the best ambassador for the Palmetto Rescue Brew Beer (from your pet's perspective)
Isaboo is my name.  I did hard time back in '08.  Many people visited, but passed me by.  One woman assured me that with my good looks, someone would surely bust me out soon.  Weeks and weeks went by.  She kept visiting. And leaving. 

One day, I spoke up.  I said, "look woman, put a ring on it!"  I got up on my hind legs, wrapped my front paws around the metal bars and started shaking them whilst yelling at the top of my lungs. She took me home that night.  I learned that day to speak up when I really want something.  So I speak. A lot. When I'm not busy speaking, I'm purring.

I humbly submit my qualifications for the esteemed Spokescat position. First and foremost, I am a cat. Second, I offer extensive speaking experience. Finally, my bountiful beer belly will inspire people to drink Palmetto Rescue Beer.