Pet's Age
3

City
Charleston

Tell us why your pet is the best ambassador for the Palmetto Rescue Brew Beer (from your pet's perspective)
Ahoy maties! Theey call me Kaizo - i guess it means Pirate or something…Get it? ‘Cuz i’m missing an eye? i guess my hoomans thought Jack was too “cliche”…

My hoomans arrent all that bad tho! i mean, they did break me out of the shelter tree months ago, after i got hit by that carrr. Yep, cost me the eye and a whole bunch of teef, but i stuck around to chase my tail. Let me tell you sumthin’ tho, these silly hoomans brought me to live in what they call an “abarkment” on King Street! Herro peeple, did you just miss that whole part of the story where i got hit by a carrrr??? Enyweys, now i half to walk by carrrs all the freakin’ time! (i mean i tryed to pee inside for a while to ‘void it, but my hoomans ixnayed that). Onestly tho, it gets eazier everyday to walk by the cars - mostly, ‘cuz my hoomans keep givin’ me jerky! Suckers (;

Soooo, now i get to walk downtown all the time and meet all the stranger hoomans. They love me by the way - always yelling out of their cars, running out of their restaurants, and crossing the street to pet me. Its good ‘cuz I get to remind ‘em to adopt all my buddies still waiting for their homes. Plus, my hoomans say I’m a perfect bassador ‘cuz what Pirate doesn’t love a good ale?