Pet's Age
5

City
Charleston

Tell us why your pet is the best ambassador for Commonhouse Aleworks Rescue Brew (from your pet's perspective)
“Do they make Invisalign for dogs?” That’s what many people ask me when they first meet me. Sure, my face DOES look a bit like a cubist painting, so that’s why my parents kept my shelter name. A little about me: I'm a Southern guy, born on a porch in rural Texas in 2018. Due to neglect by my first owner, I suffered from significant skin infections and demodectic mange before I was rescued. I don’t remember much about this, but apparently my mange was so severe that, even after successful treatment, I was left with permanent scarring and hair loss on my head, though this has become less noticeable as I’ve gotten older. Apparently, I am a foster fail, having received zero applications for adoption but eventually being adopted by my foster family. Don't worry, THEY LOVE ME, probably because I am the whole package: I leave long white hairs behind wherever I go; I love having hose water squirted up my nose; and as an added bonus, I sometimes spray my anal glands when I’m scared (which I’m told by my parents is as gross as it sounds). Finally, one of my main hobbies is watching my parents drink beer, so I think I’d be cute on a beer can. Then I can wag my tail while I watch Mom and Dad chug Liquid Picasso. That’s what you’re going to name the beer, right?